Nurse Fiction, Activate!

Josh has given me a new raison d'etre, in the form of a harmless-looking e-mail sitting patiently in my inbox. I quote:

"I tried to comment on your site, but your comments were...NOT WORKING! shocking.

I know why you should be a nurse. Preparation for your true calling, writer of nurse fiction!"

Nurse fiction powers, activate!
(If anyone can make me a ring to accompany my battle cry, I would be more than obliged to smile at them happily.)